andrewquo:

sometimes when im stressed out and don’t have my ipod i’ll just call a hotline and listen to their smooth elevator jazz

(Source: heyarigrande)

brutalgeneration:

NEW YORK CITY (by theneonindian)

keepasecretslut:

askinnyblackman:

nosdrinker:

very secret dog meeting

"we must overthrow the bunnies and the ladybugs"

Pit pup pups I’m dying

(Source: dailydoggie)

near-quaad:

do u ever go to unfollow someone but then u see some rly good posts and u just kind of 

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you can stay

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for now

unfollower:

i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

slomps:

My laptop is hotter than my sex life

(Source: fvming)

deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

cannabutter-kiss:

Topless Tuesday

reblogmyselfie:

I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you

(Source: cumrn)

loosur:

its fucked up when u grow up and realize everybody is on drugs..